When someone knocks on your door when you're home...
Meeting the people your parents want you to.
damnthatswhatshesaid: How they want me to act How I actually act
How to blow a bubble: →
wowfunniestposts: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…! Thats how i do it….
How people act on the first day of high school . →
funniest10k: Freshmen trying to find there classes looking lost: 10th & 11th graders walking into school: 12th graders walk into school like:
That one kid who owns the triangle solo
if you replace g's with q's →
Did anyone say Bikini Bottom Twerk team ? →
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Me every morning
Your dash lacks some birds with arms →